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This song is funny because it is origianally by the eagles called hotel california.

This poem is funny because she was so not wanting to kill the dragonfly and she did by accident anyways.

When the heat of summer came drowsy the land A dragonfly came and sat on my hand I dared not move a muscle for fear it would fly away from that summer day and back into the sky I touched it very gently to see if it was dead it turned around to bite me so I squashed its little head

This song is funny because it is origianally by the eagles called hotel california.

every family has insanity right? i thought this quote was funny

This poem is perfect for adam lambert because he wasn't as hot as he is now and a lot of girls including me are in love with him! <3

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

This is sorta funny because it is very true.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Went to Darth Vader my way handcuffs on my hands walker came to meet us rising up in the air up ahead in the distance a shuttle platform, at night the air grew colder and my face grew grim it was my father, all right There he stood in the doorway Commander had done well and I was thinking to myself I'd never noticed- his helmet's a bell. Then he lit up my saber and he showed me the way there were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emp'ror Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging there in space. Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp'ror What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere) And the guy is here! His body evil and twisted He wants me for his own ends His confidence is his weaknesses Mine's my friends. Now we stand in the throne room see the fleet, and I fret. Some stand to remember Some stand to forget. So I call up my saber activates with a whine, and he said Good, now use that aggression and fear Like you're father, you're mine And still those voices are calling from far away Must be those two red guys out of sight I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging here in space. We're living it up at the hotel of the Emp'ror What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) For those rebel guys! Shadows and low ceiling A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said) So, you have a sister here She'll love the Dark Side. In the master's chambers I drove him to defeat His master couldn't change my side; I got sizzled like some meat! Last thing I remember, he was lifted off the floor and thrown into the passage black to the main reactor core. Relax, said Anakin, I was programmed but I'm free You can check out any time you like Go my son, leave me!

Oh how I wish my hair was black My life is in a whirl all because of one girl that i can't get out of my head. I toss and turn left to right I think about her every night sacraficing the comfort of my bed. Maybe I would have just one chance only if I had some stylin' pants that were any other color than red. Sadly, the only time she ever talked to me was when I asked her out in geometry and she snarled, Sorry, but you're a redhead! That's when I wished my hair was black.